Oh no! After I Reincarnated, My Moms Became Son-cons!
One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me, and said: “You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality, or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?” Me: “I choose… your mom, dammit! What I really want is to quickly reincarnate!!” The God of River smiled at me: “You are a honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!” Me: “Did you even listen to what I said?!” Translator Note: If you don't like slow-paced stories this is not for you. This isn't a story about a guy who comes to a new world with cheat-skills or starts right at the bottom and ascends. It's completely crushing the main character before he climbs up. I've also noted that English readers also have a different reading style to Chinese readers. So unless you can read and allow things to be explained in due time instead of immediately, this is not for you.